Dark Water, Jewish Emporium and Smoked Ham

Today, I went to the movies to see the greatest movie of all time: DARK WATER. I must say, that dead girl's clever disguise even fooled me! Never in a million years did I think under that towel sat little deceased Natasha: painting destroyer. I sure wonder what Ceci's work of art would have looked like had Natasha not gone PSYCHO.

Anyhow, today Cynthia and I discovered the joy of driving side by side and speaking to each other as if we were in the same vehicule of transportation. I must say, conversation was a success. Jorge tried to murder my boohbah. Humbah is now afraid to ride in my car.

At the movies (by the way, we saw Cheetah hot pants boy in the line to purchase our tickets), we all wanted to sit in between people considering that we THOUGHT Dark Water would be scary. So, when we got inside, we started to run. Luis was beating Gianna and I for a while, until we noticed Ethel was missing. When Luis turned around to look for her (we said we'd go with him), Gianna and I ran in the movies and claimed our middle seats. I must say, a job well done.

After reuniting our fantabulous MKA trio, we sat down for the movie of a lifetime where we decided that children our creepy and that we don't believe in unconditional love when it comes to creepy kids that see dead people (haha). When I left to get some popcorn, I ran into Cynthia who had gotten lost. Together, we ventured back into the theatre to watch the rest of America's next oscar stealer.

I must say, incredible character development. The plot, stunning. And the twist with the Hello Kitty bookbag, dare I say... TCO. Though this movie was no Cursed or Darkness (no one sacrificed their crayons), I give it two thumbs way way up.

When the entire group finally met once more (some people -coughTRAITORScough- went to see Fantastic Four), we walked to our cars and went to Denny's. I wasn't going to eat at first, but a strange craving changed that decision. Well, the best had yet to come. We exited the premises when Mr. Felipe Chor informed me that one Julian Hoffman was on grounds. I had to turn back. I had to say hello and tell him that his hero/best friend/Jewish brother was here to see him! Chor tried to fight us, but Gianna and I ran like the wind.

We said hello to Julian and his girlfriend "Garlic" and informed him of Chor's presence. He was very excited! He jogged all the way to Chor. They were reunited. Very happy to see each other. They even had coordinated matching blue and khaki outfits. A very BFF thing to do. I think that was my good deed for the day. When he left, Luis asked Chor if they had gotten their outfits at the "Jewish Emporium" and it proved to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.

Then, we went home. On the way we sang the dreamy Mariah Carey song that we had once performed for Lulu as a present for his day of birth. Can you believe he gave away the Hello Kitty wallet we gave him? All I'm saying is if he doesn't have the keychain, little Carlitos better have it.

P.S. Donald convinced us he was going to watch Dark Water and then left. I cried many tears.
P.S.S. Chris, I suggest we buy our Dark Water tickets a week ahead of time. Now there's a movie!